About Us
Everything on this website is 100% satire.
If anything here happens to hit a little too close to home or, God forbid, sounds true, rest assured: it’s pure coincidence. There’s absolutely no way billionaires could ever be this evil in real life. I mean, come on—corporations lying, exploiting workers, and hoarding wealth while
laughing at us? Absurd. Right? Right.
Point of This Website
What’s the Point of This Website?
- We’re glad you asked.
- This website exists to:
Showcase the Dangers of Unregulated AI:
Look around—it’s clear AI can impersonate public figures like CEOs, politicians, and other Very Important People™ with alarming accuracy. That’s the terrifying part. If AI can make an eerily convincing Michael Dell crack jokes about destroying the planet, imagine what else it could do without oversight.
Highlight AI’s Real-World Consequences in the Workforce:
Unregulated AI isn’t just a problem for the future—it’s already here. It’s denying services, automating cruelty, and exacerbating discrimination.
- AI denying 90% of health insurance claims at UnitedHealthcare? Check
- AI enabling companies like Dell to ignore warranties and leave disabled veterans without working laptops? Oh, we’re looking at you, Dell.
- AI perpetuating biases against disabled people, minorities, LGBTQ+, and pregnant women in hiring, firing, and service denial? You bet.
Build the Business Case Against Terrible Business Decisions:
We’re teaming up with business professors at top universities to answer this burning question: How much can a disgruntled customer actually cost a company?
Take Dell, for example. A single broken laptop—one that probably costs Dell
$100-$300—has now snowballed into:
- Lawyer fees
- PR disasters.
- Angry customers airing grievances online for hundreds of thousands of people to see.
How You Feel?
Tell Your So-Called Elected Officials How You Feel
If you’ve had enough of billionaires buying laws, silencing dissent, and turning the rest of us into
worker drones, it’s time to make some noise. Let your Attorney General, Governor, Representative, and Senator know you’re watching them—and you vote. We’ll even make it easy for you:
(Remember, no AI-generated public figure on this website has ever lobbied to suppress your voice… that we know of.)
Final Thought
This site is satire, friends. But while we’re laughing, let’s not forget the real, unfunny dangers of unchecked AI and corporate greed. If billionaires and their companies don’t get their act together soon, who knows? This absurd dystopia might not feel so far-fetched after all.
Now go click around, laugh a little, and make some calls. Because while we’re joking, the reality is far less funny.
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Thank you for fueling the fun. Billionaires may have infinite resources, but the truth has you.
